That awkward moment when you moonwalk into MJ
I will reblog this forever.
Fun Fact: That kid is actually Alfonso Ribeiro, AKA Carlton from Fresh Prince.
THIS WOULD ONLY HAPPEN TO CARLTON
literally haven’t done anything all day
unless you class this as doing something
when you’re proven wrong and you were really sure you were right
did he jus get knocked out by his titties
Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension
- "Make me",
- "oh really",
- "is that so"
"What’s in it for me?"
"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."
Just back from seeing Tom Hiddleston play CORIOLANUS. Great day of (digital) theatre from the National Theatre Live. Spectacular production.
@twhiddleston I just saw your Coriolanus, Tom, and it is simply stunning. I’m so proud to be working w/ you, and can’t wait for our scenes!
@jumblejim Jim, you are a colossus. Thank you so much! I’m so proud & pleased you saw it. We’re into the good stuff in Toronto. Can’t wait!
the tables have turned…
literally nothing ever sounds like a better option than sleep. there are so many books to read, projects to start, stuff to draw, chores to do, people to meet, hobbies to learn, recipes to cook, i could teach myself mandarin fuckin chinese, but i’d rather be unconscious
BLOG SO HOT I GOTTA CALL
im so sorry for inconveniencing you operator i dialed the wrong number
i left my pajamas at home but my grandma said she had something i could wear and then she brought back this