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"You're both here to advise me. I value your advice, but if you ever question me in front of strangers again, you'll be advising someone else. Is that understood?"
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lilyfanciesprongs:

starsshiningbrightaboveyou:

thundergodnamedthor:

#Can you just imagine if there were people passing by #and they heard Cedric saying that to Harry? #they’d probably be thinking that they would go to that restroom #and make looove and shit #and then when Cedric died #it made sense why Harry was like on top of him and bawling #BECAUSE HIS BOYFRIEND DIED #omg that hogwarts student probably thought they were Sherlock figuring all this shit out

I bet all the students shipped them. 

I bet they called them Harric 

#the starcrossed champions from hogwarts

i will never not love this post

#SPNFamily ( VanCon 2014 [x]) 

interstellarmage:

i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,

KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE

i wonder what he’s up to these days.

officialunitedstates:

the united states has two borders:

  1. el border
  2. eh border

annie-leonhardt:

*hears someone mention my otp*

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firelordhans:

//I can’t believe that Disney would make two leading males as painfully attractive as Hans and Kristoff, then decide to focus their merchandise on Olaf.

galaxypug:

galaxypug:

why does facebook chat only work when my message contains the words Mark Zuckerburg right now

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What Scooby Doo REALLY taught us is that once you pull off the mask, the real villain is usually an old white man thing to steal everyone’s land or money.

bitteroreo:

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withmelancholy:

mainlyboredom:

hugging when two people have boobs is basically playing boob tetris.

titris

gelatins:

by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime

inbetweenfictionandreality:

"I waited too long to read the sequel, and now I can’t even remember the characters."

                                                                                            A novel by me

bleep0bleep:

 (via alan713ch)

toastbabeis:

passinnotesinsecrecy:

toastbabeis:

protect female celebrities whose private photos get leaked at all costs

protect any celebrities whose private photos get leaked at all costs

protect celebrities (who are almost always female) who get torn down and shamed for leaked private photos

angrypolak:

The concept of “Proper English” is prescriptivist, racist, ethnocentric, classist and ableist as shit